“Sometimes at the grocery store I see people who spend hundreds of dollars, but there is nothing in their cart that I would classify as food. It’s all processed factory stuff that is literally full of known poisons. I feel like suggesting they buy some food to go with that stuff, but I never do. I know fresh fruits and veggies cost a fortune here, but come on! You can manage a big bag of frozen veggies if you have 20 litres of pepsi and 5 boxes of sugar cereal. I pity the children who are depending on you to feed them. No wonder you are obese and look depressed. If I ate like that, I would feel and look like shit too. Buy some food!” – The Robot Monster