“ok, first off why do you immediately have to change into pj’s the first second you are through the door? I know they are comfy, but it makes me feel like I might as well be dating some skeet in Wal-Mart. you should stay sexy until after sex.

secondly, I’m a dad. when you date me for a year and I’ve looked after your 3 kids countless times, while having my son around a handful of times, I’ve fed you and your family, shoveled your driveway thru all those storms, basically came in to make your life easier because I love you so much … why do you have to say it won’t work because I have a child? you have 3!!!! it’s not easy putting up with them either, but I like to think worth it!” – DILF