“I dunno if that Friday storm is gonna happen or not, but I do know I just spent 2 hours on my company’s dime just sitting here thinking about what chips I’ll buy. I mean, what is the ultimate storm chip? What flavour smacks of cosy? I landed on Sour Cream and Onion for its savoury nature. But then there’s BBQ for its heat, should the power go. And of course, for maximal gluttony, plain chips with fatty dips. Or, Sour Cream and Bacon, so you can nipple on the leftovers while you make breakfast before shoveling on Saturday.” - Still Undecided