“If sea monkeys aren’t real pets, then why did my parents let me feed mine every day! I get lying about Santa, it’s a bit of fun and joy for a kid, but why get me to perform a fake chore every day. Kids hate chores. I can’t believe i thought sea monkeys were real and alive, but just super small, lol. Just read a short story and in it, found out they aren’t real and Googled it and now I’m off to confront Mom and Dad” – Duped Dude