“I found my new-ish boyfriend’s stash of Christmas gifts for me, I think, while he was in the shower. I don’t think he knows me very well, if that’s what he thinks I’ll want. I can’t tell if it means he’s not a good gift buyer, or, I’m not who he thinks I am. I also cannot for the life of me decide on what he might want. Christmas is tearing us apart, lol. If you like someone, you’d know what they want, wouldn’t you? I dunno.” – Snoopy Snooper