“3 days ago, my TV wallmount came loose from my wall for no clear reason. My very big and expensive 2015 Christmas gift smashed and cracked when it hit the ground. I can’t even deal with it, literally, the TV is still on the floor, smashed, and I can’t afford a new one, and I love me a marathon and had just discovered the show Wentworth, and now what? Watch it on my phone? No thanks.” – TV-Less Person