“I get my biggest kicks in moments of boredom from finding people on Facebook whose birthday it is, whom I barely know, and wishing them the grandest birthday wish. Like way over the top. To someone I barely know, saying, ‘OMG, HBD! So glad you were born and we got to meet. You’re a real light in all our lives.’ You know, just to give them a wtf moment.” – Easily Bored