Optimisitc Wisdom from a Mediocre Looking Biology Student

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“I’m bald and that should show you I am mature and have life experience (from an evolutionary standpoint, that’s exactly what baldness is meant to relay). I’m chubby and that means I value the sanctity of chips with Netflix as refuge from this dark world (From an evolutionary standpoint, jelly belly means I excel and hunting and gathering … albeit, from Marie’s Mini Mart). Don’t write me off, ladies!” – Mediocre Looking Biologist 

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  1. There are plenty of women out there (like myself) who appreciate an intelligent man, a relaxing night of Netflix, and some chippies too… Not to mention witty penmanship. Don’t give up! If I was single, I’d be happy to keep you company 🙂

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