D: “Dear local TV and Web Video media personalities. Stop talking like there’s something wrong with you, or, like we’re dumb and you need our attention, or whatever it is you do. You sound like you just learned to speak, or forgot how. It seems to get worse when you’re out in the field, too. Just talk normal, like we’re having a chat. Otherwise I’m too busy busting a gut at your weird LIVE ON AIR voices to pay attention. Take note that folks in radio don’t talk like weirdos, so you video media types needed not either.”