“Guys, like, we love your beards, but keep your bathrooms cleaner for God’s sakes, if you’re going to be drawing women back here with your wonderful manes. I sleep around a fair bit, I have a thing for bearded boys, so I have seen my share of your bathrooms, or should I say your ‘groomed facial hair wastelands.’ Your bathrooms always look like barber shops: hair in the sink, hair all over the toilet, the floor, Jesus, if I looked up, probably all over the ceiling! I get it, beard maintenance means morning trims, but clean up, if you’re gonna be taking ladies back to the pad!” – Beard-loving Babe[rns_reactions]
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