“Hey. I’m the blonde you were flirting with at Element Coffee House. You had mayo from a Whopper on your chin. You also had my heart in your hands, you funny, handsome freak. I don’t want that to have been the only time we flirt, I didn’t realize the impact of the interaction til I’d left, nervous and giddy, without your number. I have to go around the bay for a bit, but, could you be a brave, chivalrous soul and meet me at Element coffehouse on the rare chance you see this? Let’s say one month later: February 13th. Wipe your face off first this time, b’y!” – ANON OBVS.