I’ll Get Some Overpriced Thing Whenever I See You Working

Bewitched: “I saw you working at the convenience store. You were wearing all black, big glasses, and really intense makeup – I never liked that emo sort of look, but it looks great on you. I’ve seen you a few times now, and every time you’ve seemed genuinely happy to see me, not fake customer service happy. I’m not the kind of guy a girl like you probably goes for – I’m more Sam Smith than Nine Inch Nails – but I feel pretty intensely about you, and I don’t know why. Guess I’ll suffer from afar and go in to get some overpriced thing whenever I see you working.”

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