ANON: “Listen, jerk at Lottie’s in the red shoes. When I politely removed your arm from around me on the dancefloor, it was a kind way to say, ‘I think you’re mistaken about us connecting here, but no harm done.’ So your super rude comment about me not being your type anyway — on account of my ’emo tats and weird friends’ was needlessly defensive. And your need to imply I was a prude for not letting you get handsy is aggressive and you should know it. It wasn’t about me ‘not being into normal guys without beards and earrings,’ it was about you being a creep. Your need to tell me — even though I was clearly not interested, and clearly finding you scary at this point — that most women ‘would let me dance with them and then some’ as if there was something wrong with me … it hasn’t sat well for days. So, since you were such a jerk, if you really want to know what women think of you: word is you’re a lousy screw and among the most boring dates on Plenty of Fish in this town. So, consider that, next time you think every woman wants you unless they’re a freak.”