I Know a Guy Who Smells the Worst and Have to See Him All the Time

“You often smell displeasing at work, like a rag a kid used to wipe up his dog’s urine so his dad wouldn’t see a piss puddle on the new hardwood and smack the dog for it. And then that rag was thrown in the back of a cupboard where time forgot about it, so it’s all astringent and sharp. That smell seems to happen on your hangover days, when you don’t bother with a shower, of which there are many” – Just Sayin’

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