I hate this thing

“I’m only like three dates in with this amazing new babe, and have to smile and pet her dog that crawls all over me drooling and getting hair on me. Smiling while secretly urging makes my whole body and mind feel funny! Who could like a thing that’s all claws, drool, bad odours, and dumb as a rock, that licks you on the lips like this!” – Not a Dog Man, Man

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