“Have you noticed that when you are in Facebook Messenger on a computer now, all the pics you and a person have ever shared are featured prominently in a sidebar? I bet all those douchy guys who sent us dick pics are feeling pretty awkward right now, with their willies looking right at them when they try and talk to us online now. I can’t take a guy seriously when I see our pic history — what a new way to judge your relationship with a person.” – Nancy