Coffee SponnZ: “Confessions? I put 4 big spoons of sugar in my morning coffee and don’t care as much about my teeth and hips as I do about my morning coffee. I lost my virginity during a game of seven minutes in heaven, and later found out all my girlfriends only gave the guy a kiss, if that. I am the annoying bicyclist on the roads you hate, pretending my bike’s a car, and my hand an indicator, and I don’t care if you run me down, because I could use the payout from a lawsuit.”

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