Oopsy-Daisy: “Okay, I have my first confession for The Overcast: I am recently single. I have never online dated. It weirds me out, there’s something sterile or deliberate, or awkward, or unnatural about it. Anyway. I got lonely I guess, and I thought the best way to test the waters of online dating, and sort of check it out — like how it works and how men behave on there and stuff — was to create a fake profile. I didn’t use my real name, or even my real face (I used some photo off a Google search for ‘okay looking woman in her late 20s.’) Anyway, after a few scary online interactions (men are weird! please consult your lady friends on your choice in profile pics, for god’s sakes!), I started talking with this really, really amazing guy. A total babe, really funny, smart as a ship, and knows how to make a gal feel special. But here’s the thing. He’s started complimenting physical attributes of the fake face I TOTALLY FORGOT I had been using. He is all about those green eyes, but mine are brown, man, brown as dirt, and while you have a “thing for a woman in a bun,” my hair is too short for that shit. Now what? I fear my winning personality has made him fall in love with a fake face and it’d be too weird to show him my real face, since he has taken to this one! He wants her now, not me. This is sooo weird!”
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The only moral option you have is to come clean and hope he’s a forgiving person. There’s a good chance he won’t because that’s a shitty thing to do to a person but who knows? Maybe you’ll luck out. A little advice though if it doesn’t work out and you do decide to wade into the pool of online dating again: Use a generic cartoon or non-person avatar or leave your picture blank if you don’t want to use your own picture. You won’t be getting as many messages but at least you won’t be cat-fishing people or misusing someone else’s pictures.