Bruce Someone: “I cannot STAND when the person sitting next to me on a plane has a hissy fit about how long I’m taking to get out of my seat, clear my stuff from overhead, and get going. Like. C’mon, you assholes — we just flew around for HOURS, and you can’t be patient ONE MORE minute? Makes me want to take my time. In fact, I confess I do, when someone’s being an impatient jerk.”