“We get it. You’ve lived abroad. You can Sprechen other languages, si? Like Francais! You know of cultural quirks and foods we don’t! Amazing. But if you were really all that interesting, you wouldn’t have to play that shit up and work it in into every — like EVERY — single conversation would you? It’s awkward and worse: annoying and weird. You be you, bro, in the here and now, not the then and gone.” – Ugh