The Bull Horn: Rants, Confessions, and Missed Connections

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Loading Zones Aren’t Parking Zones: Please!

“I am a delivery driver. You could NOT understand how much it makes my job hell when I can’t get into a loading zone because you’ve parked in a loading zone and gone to eat lunch! Please. Don’t do this! Loading zones are meant for delivery drivers to pull in, deliver, and get out for the next delivery driver, who is often right there and waiting! I got a $50 ticket today for parking in a no parking zone because impatient heartless fools are parking in loading zone spots to go have their lattes and lunches. These loading zones are few and far between and strategically placed. STAY OUT OF THEM” – ARG!

Jon Hynes: Winner of my heart

“Lawnya Vawnya was amazing again this year, but that Jon Hynes show at The Rocket Room was extra dreamy. Cannot WAIT for the album, Jon!” – Anon

Dishing on Dishes

“Roommate 1, start doing your dishes. See all those piling up in the sink? Yours. All the clean ones in the rack? Mine. No more taking turns. How do you make so many anyway?” – Roomate 2

Some Face on Ya

“You sat two rows in front of me at the Steve Maloney show. He wasn’t the only dreamboat I was watching that night, Mr. Blue Sweater. I followed you to the next bar but never took on enough liquid courage to make an impression …” – B.

I Saw You …

“You were dancing to the Psychobilly Cadillacs at the Ship Inn. I am forever mesmerized by your spirit and ageless beauty… relishing this tingling crush. eros.” – Sparky McSage

Those Beautiful Barista Boys

“I’ve gathered The Overcast love Rocket Bakery. I do too. But in part, it’s only my go to coffee shop for those beautiful barista boys. Swoon-oon-oon! Especially Mr. B.” – Anon