Bearded Musician Subpoenaed While Job Hunting at Coffee Shop

According to Section 642(1) of the Criminal Code of Canada, sheriffs can summons people from the street. Like Brad Pretty, you won't see it coming.

Local musician and Religious Studies graduate student Brad Pretty was subpoenaed last week while job searching on his laptop at a coffee shop. According to Pretty, two sheriffs approached him after spying him through the window of Jumping Bean on Duckworth Street, and informed him that he was being served.

According to Section 642(1) of the Criminal Code of Canada, sheriffs can summons people from the street. In this case, 20 people were summoned in public to fill the one remaining slot on the jury.

“Apparently most of them were subpoenaed at Dominion,” Pretty said.

Pretty says that the highlight of the whole ordeal was the VHS they were made to watch upon arrival at the courthouse, “produced somewhere between the late ’80s s and the cod moratorium.”

“The formidable film was full of convincing performances in the roles of ‘Young Successful Black Man’ and ‘Slightly Clueless Tradesperson,’” said Pretty, “while ‘Effeminate Defense Lawyer’ and ‘Awkward Prosecutor’ were only slightly terrible.”

After a snack of “Keurig coffee and bulk boxes of oatmeal bars,” the judge updated the potential jurors on acceptable reasons to be excused from jury duty.

Pretty began to fret; he could see no plausible excuse in his future, as he had no current employment occupying him.

“I heard people express their biases (he probably did it! said one woman), admit that they grew up with some of investigating officers, and frame their work life as being so important that massive corporations couldn’t function without them,” Pretty said.

To his surprise, mentioning that he was unemployed was just the key to get him out of jury duty.

“I expressed that I was unemployed and how jury duty wouldn’t really help me find a job,” Pretty said. “She said that was definitely grounds for exclusion.”

Brad Pretty was excused by the judge, and he was free to finish to his coffee.

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4 Comments

  • You know people complain about the justice system all the time. When you have the chance to maybe make a difference, shouldn’t you?

    • Hey, it’s me! The guy in the article!

      While I really like what Heather wrote, one thing I meant to stress that didn’t come through was the fact that I found no fault with Jury duty. I was intrigued by the process, and definitely willing to serve. However, I was unemployed and to commit what was estimated to be 8 weeks was just not feasible at the given time.

      Do things need to be changed? Certainly. A further point I wanted to make was that outside of providing the sheriffs with my SIN number, I was never ID’ed nor searched throughout the whole process. I literally walked up, said my name and walked into the courtroom.I didn’t have to sign anything or provide proof of who I was. Kinda sketchy.

      The video I mentioned? Made for the Ontario Provincial Court system. While the information was indeed the same, it’s a little disconcerting to me that our own justice system can’t even outline it’s own policies. It literally had the title “Jury Duty and You”. That’s something you can’t make up.

      I wouldn’t mind contributing to the discourse on our justice system, but the day I had was so cliche that I couldn’t help but express it.

      • Oh, Brad, don’t mind Michelle. This was clearly an entertainment piece, I think 95% of us got that and had a good laugh. There’ll always be that 5% of the world that needs to lighten up and have a chuckle.

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