“Whoa, Guys. I just had sex. Is it always this weird? It’s like being fingered by a clumsy carrot that can’t keep pace or rhythm and needs constant manual re-insertion, and by the time you’re kind into it, he’s in a puddle beside you talking about how good that was, and you don’t know whether to feel deprived & confused, or happy he enjoyed it so much, given you just laid there without exerting yourself in any way.” – 3rd Baser for Lyfe